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tsundergaay:

fukawa:

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fukawa:

if you pleasure yourself to algebra is it called mathsturbating

if you do it in a bath is it bathsturbating

if your mom knocks on the door and you gotta do it quick is it then called fasterbating

if you’re in a competition and you lose is it lasterbating

if you do it while playing flappy bird it’s called flappsterbating

(Source: monokos)

dragonageconfessions:

CONFESSION: The romance scene with Morrigan always confused me. She was wearing a bra during it, a bra she visibly wasn’t wearing before. That means she had to take off her top then put a bra ON to have sex.

dragonageconfessions:

CONFESSION: The romance scene with Morrigan always confused me. She was wearing a bra during it, a bra she visibly wasn’t wearing before. That means she had to take off her top then put a bra ON to have sex.

Dragon Age Inquisition + Rainbow 

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rhinosarahs:

Career goal: Puppy Bowl referee.
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acidlacedinsanity:

eatpoptarts:

just out of curiosity, reblog this if your family has ever made you feel bad about:

  • your weight
  • your interests
  • your friends
  • your taste in music 

this has way too many notes this is not okay

(Source: wild-lunar, via killingthingsinthenight)

martininamerica:

More sports should be played like Yu-Gi-Oh.

martininamerica:

More sports should be played like Yu-Gi-Oh.

(Source: xallik, via zensokuzenshin)

wondertradewooper:

disclaimer: no no justin beiber is not a cool dude he does not get the wondertradewooper seal of approval nope

(Source: galacticwooper, via un-know-able)

svau:

You don’t know how much someone is worth to you

until you sell them

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